hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.

northnew:

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best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

defjamblr:

Black Widow
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defjamblr:

Black Widow

sasukeeuchiha:

sausage pls come back 2 the village

sadboyshotta:

get rich or cry tryin

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

blackfemalepresident:

holywerd:

mauving:

Just so you know…

Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker.

"im your state senator"
THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.

unshaped:

when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

The icon that is Miranda Sings just followed me on Twitter 😏

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"